Ok. It all began with this post on Regretsy.
To summarize the post:
"So go on! Buy yourself a handsome This doesn’t belong on Regretsy T-shirt on Zazzle today! And when you get it in the mail, put it on and take a picture of you wearing it, giving a thumbs up and smiling next to your dog’s asshole. The first person to send me a picture like that will get an autographed copy of the Regretsy book and a picture of my dog’s ass."
Now, never one to pass up a challenge, I ordered the shirt. However, I was worried that I wouldn't get the shirt in time to have a chance to win the book. So, I sent the following email to Helen Killer/April Winchell:
Helen,
I ordered the t-shirt from Zazzle. But I want a pic of your dog's ass, oops, I mean a copy of your book sooooooooooooooooooooooo badly, that I couldn't wait for it to arrive. So I took this pic of myself and my dog's asshole and 'shopped the shirt. I don't know if I'll be able to get another pic w/the dog, because she feels violated and is sulking under her blanket in the kitchen. I may very well have scarred the old girl for life, I don't know. She might even need doggie-valium.
Anyway, it was all worth it if I can have a signed copy of your dog's ass. Oops, I mean your book.
Love your site,
Jennifer
This is the answer I received:
I love you.
I should have copies of the book this week. I'll send you one as soon as I get it.
xxx/a
I am so excited, I could just jump up and down and yell all day. Instead, I think I'll take all this positive energy and clean my house.
I can't express how much I am enjoying my twisted, anonymous, internet, 15 minutes of fame ! Check it out!
