Sunday, March 21, 2010

I WON ON REGRETSY!!!!!!!!!!! (PG-13)

My posts are all usually G rated, but this, while being a little crass, made me laugh. And I do have 13 year old boy humor, as anyone will tell you. So, with that in mind, proceed at your own risk...

Ok. It all began with this post on Regretsy.

To summarize the post:

"So go on! Buy yourself a handsome This doesn’t belong on Regretsy T-shirt on Zazzle today! And when you get it in the mail, put it on and take a picture of you wearing it, giving a thumbs up and smiling next to your dog’s asshole. The first person to send me a picture like that will get an autographed copy of the Regretsy book and a picture of my dog’s ass."

Now, never one to pass up a challenge, I ordered the shirt. However, I was worried that I wouldn't get the shirt in time to have a chance to win the book. So, I sent the following email to Helen Killer/April Winchell:

I ordered the t-shirt from Zazzle. But I want a pic of your dog's ass, oops, I mean a copy of your book sooooooooooooooooooooooo badly, that I couldn't wait for it to arrive. So I took this pic of myself and my dog's asshole and 'shopped the shirt. I don't know if I'll be able to get another pic w/the dog, because she feels violated and is sulking under her blanket in the kitchen. I may very well have scarred the old girl for life, I don't know. She might even need doggie-valium.
Anyway, it was all worth it if I can have a signed copy of your dog's ass. Oops, I mean your book.
Love your site,

This is the answer I received:

I love you.
I should have copies of the book this week. I'll send you one as soon as I get it.

I am so excited, I could just jump up and down and yell all day. Instead, I think I'll take all this positive energy and clean my house.

I can't express how much I am enjoying my twisted, anonymous, internet, 15 minutes of fame ! Check it out!


  1. Good for you kiddo. Nice rug in the pic. It called me because it was so embarrased to be included in that pic, it hid under itself...

    Sorry I missed your call. Are you selling any of the kitty dolls? Let me know. I have an idea....

    Uncle Thomas

  2. So..
    I'm so glad I now know your true colors.